General Election Jokes 2019

Ahh yeah 10 000 000 000 000 10 quadrillian yeah that ll work.

General election jokes 2019. It seems to me that any party that manages to get within touching distance of the not completely shit level in their election campaign will probably win. Armando iannucci aiannucci november 10 2019. Everybody should be free to vote in the x factor.

A man owns an elections store. The man is worried until he has a brilliant idea. Naturally the campaigns and campaigners have been the topic of many jokes already including these.

These funny tweets win hands down by athira nair 23rd may 2019 twitterati is out with their own verdict on indian general election results announced today. Short jokes anyone can remember. In the afternoon of the same day another electronics store opens up on the other side with a ginormous sign claiming lowest prices.

Hmm 10 million x 1 million. Funny examples of irony in real life. With all that in mind here are some of the jokes that have been making the endless campaigning bearable for the rest of us.

Can everyone chill out. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. Friday 13th jokes have started after exit poll labour voters have blamed friday 13th on a devastating exit poll that predicts huge loses for the party.

Brian cox profbriancox november 6 2019. 4 of them in fact. Clever jokes that make you sound smart.